To shit in your partners mouth after vigourously teabagging them. it is said to be a rare occourance among youur average couple.
hey bro i was on ST(small talk VLN) and -JasoN- told me that i should put my jewlies in my girls mouth and then shit in her mouth...it was awsome, she ate that shit like a pro. He called it an aquatic turtle.
by -JasoN- September 17, 2007
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Another name for a Ford Taurus. The Taurus is know to be slow and the name 'Taurus' is just to similiar to the word turtle.
by MoleDeMesa October 2, 2003
Get the turtle mug.Women who are impaired by an ugliness so powerful it is overwhelming. A victim who lays their eyes upon one is afflicted by such great lengths of agonizing pain they must turn away. They have very short necks, and sunken in faces. A picture speaks a millions words, a picture of a turtle woman only brings tears and possibly sinister laughter. They are known for leaving pussy stains in their granny panties.
Me and my buddies passed by women suffering from turtle syndrome and decided to steer clear because we would rather have practiced abstinence for the rest of our lives than touch them with a ten foot pole.
by maverick05 December 10, 2009
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Get the Turtle Tester mug.A turtle pecker describes any man's penis that is more of a grower than a shower. A penis that when seen limp appears to not have a head at all because it is tucked into the foreskin.
I am not sure that I will be able to fuck Kevin again, after we finished and he was getting dressed, I noticed that he had a turtle pecker!
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