Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by anonymous October 17, 2021

shanise turner

a cruel person who will call your parent if u say one thing during silent reading

shanise turner always talking about some “ im gonna call your parent ” than do it then. She is nice when she wants to be

by user4949 November 21, 2021

you turned into sausage

When you get so much fcking crazy that you can tuktuk every female in the world.

Random guy : Wow ! Look at this beautiful lady. I want to marry her much…
Random zazo : Nyarg ! I will tuktuk her when she will sleep ! Ounga.
Random guy : You turned into sausage bro..

by Swordexo November 23, 2021

John Turnering

He is a sideski from the leftski on the Right side because da war kein Geld

Aber wenn er ein let ist ist er ein san und gibt Par sidekicks

John turnering macht sich warm mit Tricks

by tarzanuron November 24, 2021

Josh Turner

an absolute nigga who needs a shower. a complete bellend that's smothered with smegma. a critical mental patient who needs to be put down for the great good. josh turner is a loser

"josh turner" your windows are getting bricked

by pissy68ape November 26, 2021

That Turn

The turn the driver of a car makes that’s very near to where you live. When you’re asleep, you usually, if not always, wake up when you make this turn.

I was so tired today that I slept for the whole 4 hour car ride until my friend made that turn.

by star_s22 November 29, 2021

qwerty-turn

turning threes time clock-wise then ten times counter-clock-wise

he is so craze he is turning a qwerty-turn

by best-or-nothing November 29, 2021