When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.
by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022
Get the Soft Wood mug.When you pay for goods and services in hard currency such as cheeses or honeybuns; as opposed to paying on the bubble which will eventually get your ass smashed off the yard.
by bookofevans February 6, 2022
Get the On the wood mug.A steadfast mother to all her children borrowed baby or blood. Focused and a tenacious goal getter.
Resourceful, cunning, calculating and sly. Excellent at math, and anything she decides to learn is a quick boredom buster. Never alone, she requires the validation of multiple others and is in constant need of attention. Virgo. If she doesn’t get things exactly the way she says they should be, she will do literally anything to manipulate it into her favor no matter the cost.
Excellent planner. Vindictive with no conscience once she sets her mind to it. Obsessed with looking “pretty” physically, talks down about any person the moment they’re out of an earshot.
Will feign genuine concern to get others to divulge personal facts. It’s for the sole purpose of using said knowledge to later bring the self confidence down of that person if she senses they are in any way actually a better person than she can be, or more than likely is prettier outwardly than her.
Terrified of anyone learning just how truly conniving, false, and inwardly self conscious she is.
Her character is lacking any and all authenticity. But she can choose to stop being so empty and poisonous at ANY time. If she possesses the mental, emotional, and overall strength it’s going to take.
Resourceful, cunning, calculating and sly. Excellent at math, and anything she decides to learn is a quick boredom buster. Never alone, she requires the validation of multiple others and is in constant need of attention. Virgo. If she doesn’t get things exactly the way she says they should be, she will do literally anything to manipulate it into her favor no matter the cost.
Excellent planner. Vindictive with no conscience once she sets her mind to it. Obsessed with looking “pretty” physically, talks down about any person the moment they’re out of an earshot.
Will feign genuine concern to get others to divulge personal facts. It’s for the sole purpose of using said knowledge to later bring the self confidence down of that person if she senses they are in any way actually a better person than she can be, or more than likely is prettier outwardly than her.
Terrified of anyone learning just how truly conniving, false, and inwardly self conscious she is.
Her character is lacking any and all authenticity. But she can choose to stop being so empty and poisonous at ANY time. If she possesses the mental, emotional, and overall strength it’s going to take.
That Brianna Wood seemed so cool. It’s too bad she doesn’t know who she is. She thinks it’s cool to act like the popular girl in school. We’ve been out of school for over 10 years YO!
by spiritzr4reel February 6, 2022
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by Daytodaydrylway October 27, 2021
Get the You tryna hold this wood mug.Jake - “Bro, what’s Jon doing in the corner over there? I haven’t heard him speak in almost an hour”
Ryan - “He’s off the wood man”
Ryan - “He’s off the wood man”
by Purple drink October 29, 2021
Get the Off the wood mug.When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.
Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
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