freaking poops

it is slang for being told that you are being drafted into war.

i'm so sorry but you are being freaking poopsed...

by zaqwsxedrctfvgybunimo June 25, 2019

Poop Douche

A poop douche is slang for an enema. It's perfect because it is hilarious and grosses people out. So when you're in the store looking for an enema, just ask for a poop douche.

"I need to buy a poop douche because I am constipated."

by Poopdouchebish July 2, 2019

poop sock

mom found the poop sock

hey guys i cant hangout, my mom found the poop sock

by orbit.exe July 5, 2019

Poop Post

A cleaner way of saying "S**t post," coined by Craig Thompson (MiniLadd on YouTube).

Around 1:34 in his "Try Not to Laugh Challenge #3" video, MiniLadd described the clip he just watched as a Poop Post.

by Lisa Brazent July 27, 2019

No Poop October

Just like no nut november but you are not allowed to poop in october

are you doing the no poop october challege?

yeah, bro! that shit gon be hard

by Zane.D666 November 7, 2019

Poop a duke

This happens when you hold it in too long and it has built up inside and has become hard to get out. But when it dose come out it hurts your whole body.

Guy1: you took a while in there you good?

Guy2: no man my body hurts I think I pooped a duke. I didn’t think I’d poop a duke

by Tillergang360 March 26, 2019

Poop check

When you roughly shove two of your fingers into the anus of another individual, its a game of who can scream the loudest.

"Demi totally got poop checked this morning, she fucking screamed"

by pornhub2000 April 2, 2019