spack monkey

retarded individual with no concept of reality, spack monkeys live in their own virtual world with concept of physical constraints.

dbox you spack monkey take your head out of the toaster.

by StudNET November 14, 2003

Lava Monkey

a racist term for a hawaiian person or an islander in the state of hawaii.

these dirty lava monkeys are eating all the god damn spam.

by nakattack December 9, 2010

porch monkey

a black man linched on a porch often used as a racial slur

When I was driving down south i noticed that there was an awful lot of porch monkeys.

by bassamp September 10, 2012

IKEA monkey

1. An adorable pet monkey who escaped from a locked crate in a locked vehicle and appeared in the parking lot of the Toronto IKEA store, wearing a miniature faux-shearling coat, and spawning an internet meme and a nearly universal desire to buy a monkey, slap a diaper on it, and dress it up.

2. Darwin, the shearling-clad monkey who wandered the parking lot of an IKEA store in Toronto in December 2012.

3. An act of extreme escapism.

Person 1: I can't stand going to IKEA with all of those unruly, unrestrained toddlers running around!

Person 2: Yeah, they're worse behaved than the IKEA monkey.

Person 1: Oh god, I'm committed to going to an early bird special dinner with my wife, her parents and her grandparents, followed by a book reading of new childrens' poems.

Person 2: You'd better get your IKEA monkey on!

by CilantroLeaf December 19, 2012

monkey fart

A syndrome in which one is standing within the confinement of a zoo. Then without warning a monkey jumps to the limb next to said person and releases a small to large burst of air from the buttock region. Sometimes, if lucky, a greasy release will expedite itself among the persons face leaving a stain that most call the mank, or monkey fart stain.

Did that stain come from a monkey fart?

by Bob Hester February 12, 2004

monkey knuckle

In a fight, hitting somebody with combo after combo or hitting your oponent from all sides; on the head, in the gut, behind them, ect.

When a monkey fights they wild out hitting you any way they can

He got knocked out after getting hit with that monkey knuckle. You can't block the monkey knuckle.

by MiC Check December 28, 2005

Monkey day

Every day is monkey day on may 🐒

Josh: Hey Todd do you know what day it is?
Todd: yeah it's "monkey day"

by Mr. M0nkey hehe April 27, 2021