Top notch pussy

1.Really good vagina
2. Uncommonly fantastic vagina both in taste and comfort
3. The kind of vagina i want in my life.

It turns out about three strokes in I realized she had top notch pussy

by Adding Skills June 6, 2018

Chocolate Top Saucer

A sex position in which two men who have diarrhea intentionally defecate on a woman's chest and use their buttocks to move the feces back and fourth.

My buddy and I gave that bitch a chocolate top saucer!

by Jurek_11 September 30, 2010

english muffin top

A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.

There is enough butter in that girls English muffin top.

by ilackabettername August 3, 2012

top from the bottom

Basically, it is a description of sexual nature that could involve any number of acts: when a dominant person takes a submissive role but still remains in charge while the actual submissive person takes a dominant role but still takes orders.

A dominatrix is said to "top from the bottom" when she lets her submissive tie her up and perform oral sex on her, but all the while she is telling him how she likes to be licked and he does it how she says to.

by MeDuViNoXiDe January 4, 2010

#1 on top eight

The number 1 person of a "top 8" on a persons myspace site. myspace allows a standard of 8 people from a persons friends list to be displayed on their page.

(pathetic people conversation)
person 1 "omg, i just checked ur myspace. i need to be #1 on top eight!"
person 2 "i'll put u on my top 8 if u put me on yours!"

by DirtPrincess May 23, 2006

Topping up the myki

Doing a poo.

Origin: mix of Australian and Nordic.

“Have you seen Gabs”

“Yeah he’s just topping up the myki, so I wouldn’t be going in there for a while”

by JaxCrackers June 5, 2018

stretch top hat

The act of intercourse using a condom. Upon completion of ejaculation into the condom, the male takes the comdo filled with sperm and stretches it over the female counterparts head. The female then blows air into the condom with her nose until it pops.

I gave Rachel a stretch top hat last night and when it popped, my jizz was all over her hair.

by brentstopher February 5, 2008