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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
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Toilet

Don't think it, don't say it, Don't you dare say it.
If you say it, i will kill you.
Guy: skibidi toilet
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by shantelqualavius January 13, 2024
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Toilet tumble

When you shit so hard you fall off the toilet aggressively
I just toilet tumbled and it was amazing
by Fellowbeechnega December 24, 2019
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skibidi toilet movie

Guy 1: yo im gonna watch the skibidi toilet movie its gonna be so fun!
Guy 2: We have lost another one of us...
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Toilet trading

Exchanging any type of sex for money in a men’s public bathroom.
I though George Michaels was the top toilet trading extraordinaire until I watched the Mick Jagger & David Bowie video “ dancing in the streets”. Definitely Toilet Traders.
by Rolin Derty October 1, 2018
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Toilet Muncher

Someone who eats food in the toilets at school or in a public setting. Normally earring in a cubicle, next to a used toilet.
Emily: you see that girl, she's such a toilet muncher.
Ellie: Really? Thats gross
by Bitchplease1212 April 18, 2019
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Sigma Ohio rizz gyat god Skibidi toilet

Person 1: “Sigma ohio rizz gyat god Skibidi toilet
Person 2: “Sigma Ohio rizz gyat = onika god Skibidi toilet= burgers”
by Pixelcandy May 2, 2024
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