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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
The other example was wrong so I fixed it.

" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
by sgt.failure July 28, 2021
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Put wood in t' oil

A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face
Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"
by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021
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jude benbow wood

Jude Benbow Wood is the most attractive person to ever walk the Earth. He has perfect eyes, both looking in the exact same direction. His smile will make anyone cream.
I will have sex with jude benbow wood on the spot.
by hotjude February 14, 2022
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Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper
Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?
by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022
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Romani Woods

A guy who only dates white girls. He’s the guy who hates on dark skin women even though he himself is dark skin.
Noah - Hey did you know Romani Woods is dating someone?
Claire - Is she white?

Noah - Yes lol
by applebase45 February 20, 2022
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Wood stain

by LighLigh February 24, 2022
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Wood

A certain block in minecraft you get at the start of the world.
by Loneplar March 1, 2022
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