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Russian Dive

When you reach back to wipe your ass, and your hand slips and splashes into the poopy toilet water.
My sleeve is wet because I did a Russian Dive a few minutes ago.

That Russian Dive totally made my wrist smell like crap.
by The Roshh January 26, 2020
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White Russian Teabag

To begin prep bring with you a small cup of milk( or half'n' half) and set to the side. Also you will have to be nice and hard.
Step 3: Assume the position over the recipients open mouth.
Step 4: Begin pourin a small stream of milk down the bottom side of the shaft so that it runs down the shaft and off the bottom of your sack dripping/ drizzling into recipients mouth
"Bro, I swear if you fall asleep first I am gonna have to White Russian Teabag you!"
by Jenna-Cyde February 4, 2023
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Russian Waltz

The act of two people getting drunk and belligerent then beating the crap out of each other
Me and my buddy Jack did the Russian waltz last night after downing a bottle of Smirnoff
by GreyHat97 April 26, 2022
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Russian Forklift

When you drive a forklift up an Russian ass
Dude last night I Russian forklifted on a chick.
by Grand Slam June 13, 2016
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russian neckbrace

When an extremely muscular woman strangles you with her legs while attempting to perform oral sex
Helga put me in a russian neckbrace last night and strangled me until I passed out
by Semper butts July 24, 2017
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Russian breadstick

The placement of a long hard rod that is used for many purposes other than eating. The best russian breadsticks are among 3 of the best people name Chase, Ethan, and Mr.Slave. Russian breadsticks get harder over time and are perfect for many uses other than eating or the placement of something.
by Russian breadsticks February 25, 2023
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Russian Sandwich

When a chick takes one cock in the pussy and a second in the ass at the same time.
She wanted me to be a part of a Russian Sandwich with her and her boyfriend, but I said no as I didn’t want to have my cock that close to another guy’s cock.
by Displaced Aussie October 19, 2022
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