Pooh bear

A guy that acts hard in front of everyone but is a panzy when he's alone with his girl or a female he is talking too. He goes from being a hard ass to kissing her ass. Its adorable, but annoying

"You are such a pooh bear when no one is around "

by Asap_dopebunni October 10, 2015

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Boo Bear

a name for a guy who’s a hoe and needs his dick to fall off

my ex boyfriend is my boo bear

by imhappyurlivingbabe May 17, 2018

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Bear Monkey

This describes a person with ice blue eyes that is short and skinny, but manages to eats like a fat person. It was so rare that that it was named after an animal will will probably never see.

DAMN! did you see that bear monkey at IHOP hes was so short, i never though he would be able to eat that giant stack of chocolate chip pancakes but he scarfed them down like nothing!

by Jordon Forlini July 31, 2009

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Mauled by Bears

What God wants to happen to every child who mocks a priest, as taken directly from His Word in the bible.

If ever you should speak ill of a clergyman, God is totally cool with you getting mauled by bears. Even if you're only eleven years old and self-conscious because your dick hasn't gotten any bigger yet.

2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV

Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

by cr8s April 29, 2012

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