sleep bait

Masturbating while sleeping

Hey Billy, did you sleep bait last night??

Umm Barbara, I know you did

by Baraba_sleep January 12, 2018

Bitch, go to sleep

Is a way of telling someone to sleep, when they clearly need it to function.
Or says something dumb or stupid

Janely- “I look skinnier today.”
Miguel- “Bitch, go to sleep.”

by truthuman December 12, 2020

sleep rave

when you have disco lights in your room whilst you’re sleeping

oh doroteya, we will be having a sleep rave tonight with these lights on my memer dude

by geo.tay April 17, 2019

Winket of sleep

You were only able to close your eyes to sleep just to open them immediately after.

I just worked a double and Im going to try and get atleast a winket of sleep before my next shift.

by The Caser May 02, 2023

sleep-drunk

When you feel silly when you’re really tired.

“Billy, I told you to go to sleep and stop being sleep-drunk!”

by littelmittleshittle February 04, 2023

Sleep drunk

The feeling once you first wake up and your brain is all slushy and you can’t really process anything. Sorta half awake and half asleep.

That was a statement of my sleep drunk moment. The statement :bring tomorrows to picnic tomatoes.

by Ashybutthole June 27, 2022

Sleep Drunk

A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:

- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks

Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.

Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:

"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"

Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:

"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:

"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"

by bug boy June 21, 2022