Baby shower 

A rare natural phenomenon where there will start raining babies. This is due to the water/baby ratio in the baby being very high, due to the fact that the 'baby' part is so small. The babies will evaporate, and then, when cold enough, condense. When this happens, it's important to stay inside, or at least wear a special umbrella made of steel.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"

Baby shower by POTUS Official January 28, 2022

Lester Shower

When someone says they’re going to take a shower, but they just get their hair wet.

Dylan: Dude, are you sure you took a shower? You still smell like a wet dogs asshole, my guy.
Lester: I swear I did! Look my hair is still wet!

Dylan: You took a Lester Shower didn’t you…
Lester: You got me!

Lester Shower by Boxx Cutta March 31, 2022

Full Blown Shower 

A shower which includes the use of conditioner

man, that was a sweet full blown shower.

Full Blown Shower by Olga Esta en' da hood May 2, 2010

three dollar shower 

(v.) Usually during a roadtrip or cross-country drive; This act first involves pulling over to the nearest convenience store, gas station, or rest area and purchasing a 1-liter bottle of drinking water or larger

Once the bottle of water has been obtained, the showerer then adjourns to the parking lot or nearest public restroom and upends the bottle over their head, preferably after stripping down to their underpants.

"Steve, this microbus has had a serious funk about it since some time after we passed the last state line."

"Sounds like it's time for a three dollar shower."

three dollar shower by the_leif October 10, 2011

Pooped In The Shower

To do something so stupid, crazy and nonsensical, that normal people can't even understand what you were possibly thinking or how you could have done that.

Andy: Dude, I can't understand what you were thinking. Why would you set fire to your own porch?

Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.

Pooped In The Shower by Buffman6236 December 31, 2011

Gentleman's Shower 

It is common that when a male has a possible shot at engaging in sexual activity, he will first make sure that he has had a 'Gentleman's Shower'.

A Gentleman's Shower is much like a regular shower, but the majority of the time is spent washing the male's little cock and ball sack, rather than the entire body.

Man 1: We're going to pick up those two sluts in 30 minutes.

Man 2: Excellent. That gives me just enough time to have a Gentleman's Shower.

Gentleman's Shower by King Gent March 6, 2012

hot pocket in the shower 

A sex act that is so dirty you can't describe it, but you have no regrets.

After the worst day at work, I had a hot pocket in the shower. No regrets.

hot pocket in the shower by chrysalis77 December 14, 2016