Rob Sand

When you get sand in your peehole at the beach

That Rob Sand really hurt, i think it may be infected

by killacamq2345 March 31, 2008

Morton Bay Sand Crab

The act of shoving a hand full of sand into a females vagina and having rough intercourse thus when finished said female is left to walk sideways with legs wide apart imitating the movement of a crab

Mate, I was down the beach on the weekend with my girl so i gave her the morton bay sand crab, its been 3 days and the bitch is still walking around like zoidberg.

by Terry Tough May 16, 2010

sand

Noun, the possession of which is used to describe anything particularly loud, powerful, manly, challenging, and potentially intimidating, usually mechanical and exciting. Often used primarily to describe hot rods.

That carb finally gave the motor some sand.

by David Sclothe May 25, 2006

sand monkey

A person who has become so grumpy, it is almost as if they have sand in their vagina; A really pissed of person.

Shut up you friggin sand monkey.

Your a sand monkey today

by Burnination December 28, 2005

sand pale

The area around the ass hole where toilet paper residue can add up.

The phrase was coined by Dawn and Drew on their podcast The Dawn and Drew Show.

Man: Hey Honey you do you need me to clean out your sand pale?

Lady: Yes Please.

by Minion 609 August 31, 2008

sand sculpture defense

'If you don't like it, don't look at it'. The default defense for weak persons when their cultural taste is rightly ousted as lame. Called a sand sculpture defense because it's an ugly construction that falls apart rather quickly.

Wise man: Sand sculptures are lame. I know y'all been wondering about this, but there it is.
Weak man: If you don't like sand sculptures, don't look at them!
Wise man: Oh snap, the sand sculpture defense.

by Coincidence April 20, 2008

sandbagger

someone named evil who wishes grand calamities to all the homies thought time and space

kevin? oh yeah hes a sandbagging sandbagger

by anonymous May 12, 2021