Porn Sleep Sandwich

When you have a wank last thing before bed and then another one as soon as you wake up.

Feeling absolutely fantastic today boys. Put the second slice on my porn sleep sandwich this morning

by Adrian’s pal October 23, 2023

getting sandwiches at the mall

controversial term for masturbation, used when delineating the user's masturba(tion)/(ing) without ruining the moment.

gurl: What are you two doing today?
boi: Uh... Getting sandwiches at the mall.
gurl: oh... The mall!

by Miracle Nip August 22, 2011

Ice cream sandwich

1st girl lays down on stomach and other girls lay on top and you lick their ass holes from the bottom girl to the top girl like when licking an ice cream sandwich

At the party last night I had an ice cream sandwich with 3 girls from class.

by Mr. Whiskers April 22, 2022

Jack the ripper sandwich

Your mother's mouth you talk with

Your mother needs a piece of leather for her jack the ripper sandwich

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

burnt cheez sandwich

a really dark uncircomsized dick

sexting a mexican.... you send him a picture of your vagina ......... he sends you a picture of his penis aka >burnt cheez sandwich< and it's really black and small and it looks like it has no life.

by luney toon March 21, 2011

Ice cream sandwiching

The act of laying on top of a girl after ejaculating onto her stomach.

Bro, I was so tired after jerking off onto Tessa's stomach that I just ended up ice cream sandwiching her after.

by Bandit of cream November 24, 2013

British Rail Sandwich

A British Rail Sandwich is used to describe getting rodgered by Tories, be it one after the other or with days in between the rodgering. BoJo used the term nonchalantly while discussing the COVID-19 vaccine graphs.

Nicole couldn’t wait to see Jamie. He was the third in her British Rail Sandwich and she was hoping to get a rodgering before taking a snack from a child’s mouth and shitting on the floor of a local hospital.

by Pogoextreme March 29, 2021