Seizure salad

When someone has a seizure while performing a rim job.

I dated an epileptic guy to increase my chances of having a seizure salad.

by Black dahlia May 17, 2025

Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.

Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!

by SaladSmasher December 05, 2011

salad blasted

to use a plunging motion or blasting motion with the tongue into the rectum

I saw some gay guy being salad blasted in the club bathroom

by Tmoneylolbitch March 08, 2016

junky salad

Its when a girl or a guy is gettin their salad tossed and their junk played with at the same time....

Man ive had my salad tossed before but last night suzie gave me a junky salad and it was awesome!!!

by wwwsable July 05, 2011

er punch salad

The act of one gay guy while in an orgy have all the males cum in his ass then they all take turns fisting him

Jason couldn't wait for a power punch salad after a night of dancing and drinking it always made him feel great

by YackassPSL November 03, 2023

my moms salad

Your moms salad DUH!

Eat my moms salad!

by OofB0iNumba1 June 09, 2019

cracker salad

a little bitch who suck toes and toenails for a living

u is a cracker salad

by White-Boyz February 16, 2018