Rusty Goat

An imitation of a goat that hasn't been used in a long time.

Selvis says he has a rusty goat.

by The ABM March 13, 2024

Rusty crofts

Croft (noun)- the space between a male’s leg and scrotum where sweat and other bodily secretions/smells tend to accumulate.

Rusty Crofts (noun)- the condition of overly irritated crofts due to accumulation of ball cheese, swass, and excessive leg to ball rubbagr causing severe chaffage.

Dude, my crofts are so sweaty.
Dude, I can’t walk anymore I have a case of the rusty crofts

by superhotkarl March 7, 2020

rusty boozer

Alternate word for Thanksgiving day.

“Hey Jared, ya hype for rusty boozer this year?”
Yea bro. Love me some rusty boozer turkey.”

by Jdog333 November 12, 2020

Rusty Taco

A repulsive amount of ginger pubes above the vagine

“Did the carpets match the drapes?”
“Yeah she’s got a rusty taco.”

by JewFishman November 19, 2021

rusty surfboard

1. When a surfer has the runs/explosive diarrhea and is waiting for the next set (of waves) too far from the beach to make it to a bathroom and "let's it go" while sitting on his or her board

2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard

Brodie was super embarrassed when he went back out too soon after eating Indian food and ended up with a rusty (surf)board.

I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.

by DerHoffMan June 16, 2016

rusty jacket

This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.

"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"

Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"

by oddjob in the shire November 3, 2010

rusty ball flip

When a ballin' song is really old, but someone has still remixed them quite recently

This stems from www.reddit.com/r/edmproduction's live dj chats.

Hey bro, I remixed the 1812 overture!

-Dude that is such a rusty ball flip
I know bruh.

by e3agl April 26, 2015