curtain rings

When a womans vagina has meat curtains that hang down, and yet she has rings pierced on the elongated labia.

Damn! That bitch has curtain rings!

by Skinny dick October 6, 2017

legendary ring of weeaboo

The "ring" that is worn on the "finger" of a jizzard which allows them to harmonize with their weeb kin in turn navigating the dark records of their browser history without "feeling it".

Jizzard: Aw man! My legendary ring of weeaboo is too big for my "finger" desu!

by Sand Acres July 16, 2016

Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.

By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4

by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021

Ring around the dactyl

When a chick is performing the pterodactyl, the guys rotate positions so that each one can get some dactyl spit on their dick.

That little ho wanted to play ring around the dactyl, so we all saddled up and rotated on that bitch until bukkake time.

by Jereth Cutestory February 17, 2010

Squeeze ring

Bung hole, butthole, leather cheerio, anus orphus

Wow you have a nice squeeze ring on ya, but that sungun shoot turd mile.

by Johnnylongpeckerbignutsack November 1, 2022

No super bowl rings

The browns on every level

The browns are shit and have No super bowl rings

by dotzw :( June 14, 2022

Cat ring

The oily spot left on your blankets or couch where a cat sleeps.

I have to buy a new blanket every few months because the cat ring won't wash off.

by JoeyBomm May 13, 2023