ring stinger

When you sit down to take a poo and your ring of your ass stings from the poo coming out of you.

I just took a poo and it was a ring stinger.

by Javqu July 31, 2019

The Ring of Mordor

The excruciating, fiery aftermath of devouring excessively spicy foods—like wings slathered in ghost pepper sauce—when the flames don’t just stay in your mouth but travel through your digestive system, culminating in a burning ring of pain around your anus during bowel movements. It’s a fiery experience so intense, Frodo himself wouldn’t dare try to destroy this ring.

• Alex: "Bro, those inferno wings were insane last night!"
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."

by anonymous January 24, 2025

Ring Card

A term used for a person or persons who marry to escape the soul sucking nightmare of a singles ward.

"She is marrying him!? She is just doing it for the ring card."

by jambonsec April 21, 2015

Ho rings

Ghetto hoop earrings. The bigger the ring, the more loose the girl is.

Damn that girl has some big ho rings

by dlfl March 5, 2022

ring boy

A leicester city fan who likes the company of grey haired old men

The ring boy thinks they will win the league

by Bigjhenry May 9, 2016

Glit Ring

When a dude gets his ass clit pierced

"That chick wants to tug on my glit ring", "Let's go get our glits pierced" , "My glit ring's infected"

by MeatCooler February 9, 2010

rump ring

A butthole.

Yeah man I totally put it in her rump ring last night.

by misterrice360 March 29, 2015