riding the palm sled

A euphemism for male masturbation.

Don't disturb Dave, he's riding the palm sled.

by The Dumbo Slap April 26, 2010

uber ride of shame

The ride home in an Uber the next morning wearing the same clothes as yesterday, now all wrinkled, after having sex with a stranger.

Oh man, once again, I did the uber ride of shame , the driver even laughed when he picked me up and asked how my night was.

by Jammycat5000 August 6, 2017

ride saint george

To have sexual intercourse with the woman on top.

As I sat back in my recliner, my baby climbed aboard and proceeded to ride Saint George.

by Fesser December 11, 2013

Jericho sleigh ride

A girl puts on hand cuffs, then she gets ice skates on her hands, next, in a doggy style position her ass is plugged with a pony tail ass plug... NOW, Chris Jericho style, she is the recipient of a reverse Boston crab! The pony tail flopping around, the skates precariously keeping her on and off balance... It brings a tear to my eye.

My girl can only take the Alaska pipeline if I give her a Jericho sleigh ride first

by 4KLFTRX December 19, 2020

Dragon Ride to Mexico

Sex when one partner lies face down with legs closed and the other partner enters from above and behind and is straddling the bottoms legs. A rocking and ridding position is maintained with the bottom thrusting their ass skyward to meet the riders thrusts. The key to a successful Dragon Ride to Mexico is the intention to fly south with both partners facing South (assuming northern hemisphere) and envisioning increasingly warm wind and soft sand beaches below the dragon.

In preparation for spring break we took a late night Dragon Ride to Mexico, both of us were nice and sweaty after a few moments of flight.

by Z242 December 12, 2019

pick it up and ride

The “it” is yourself, your troubles, your insecurities, whatever is weighing you down. You’re stronger than you think and there’s hope and love all around you. So pick it up, ride the waves, and know peace isn’t that far away. Say this after comforting a stressed friend to encourage them, or say it to yourself when you need it. (Phrase from and definition inspired by the song Ride by Sara Diamond)

What’s one bad grade? You’re still amazing! This doesn’t define you. There’s always next time. For now just pick it up and ride. I promise you’ll be ok, whatever the outcome.

by TeddySaysHi January 1, 2022

Reverse Bull ride

While doing reverse cowgirl, pull out and put it in her ass. Try to keep her on for 8 seconds.

I tried to reverse Bull ride my girlfriend but only kept her on for 5 seconds.

by Smallishrabbit January 13, 2021