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doo doo phone

A phone that's so lame, not even average class citizens use these types of phones.
Guy: Check out my phone! I just got it.
Guy 2: What can it do?
Guy: Well...I can only make calls.
Guy 2: No texts, no internet, no music, no etc?
Guy: Only calls.
Guy 2: Man, you got a doo doo phone! Nobody has those anymore.
by Real World May 11, 2016
mugGet the doo doo phonemug.

Half-a-phone

Noun. 1. A cell phone that is broken in half, or barely works. 2. A shitty phone.
Wow, I have a half-a-phone after that bail yesterday.
by Dan bob December 27, 2007
mugGet the Half-a-phonemug.

car phone

Karen Reynolds' slang term for "cell phones"
(From Totally Studios, a Dhar Mann ripoff)
"Put down those car phones!"
"In my day, we didn't have car phones and fly why and all that gobbledygook"
"We got a problem with these kids, it's these cellular car phones, they spend so much time on it and they're not getting a good education!"
"Cell phone blocker? Does it work on car phones too?"
"That's it! No more of this car phone nonsense!"
"The only reason we're going there it's because they don't have those cellular car phone things; they better not have those things in Minneapolis!"
"They're not passengers, they're kids from my school! Look at them on their car phones; they better not be flying where we're flying!"
"I don't know honey, but they don't let car phones on a plane."
"I'm going to get away from car phones and the internet and those kinds of things."
"i'M So SiCK oF THeSe CAR PHoNeS !"
"Well what am I supposed to keep track of your car phone for you?"
"IT'S NOT A CAR PHONE!!"
"Car phone, plane phone, whatever."
"Well yeah, his phone, cuz he's always on that car phone! He's always…it's like a part of his body! He's on it in the airplane, he's on it inside the airport, and he's even on it in school!"

Moral of the story: TURN OFF THOSE DAMN CAR PHONES! 🚗 📱
by DinoFax August 9, 2025
mugGet the car phonemug.

PHONE

Originally created as an excuse to look at a Phat ass but evolved into a code name to talk about dat ass infont of anyone
Little timmy- Damm that is one high quality PHONE

Little Jimmy- mm mmm is one excellent PHONE. Solid 9 at least
Little jimmothy- what are you guys talking about

Little timmy-oh were just talking about phones 😉
by Letto fumble November 3, 2019
mugGet the PHONEmug.

You got any games on your phone?

When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.
Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.
by Star Puppi November 14, 2023
mugGet the You got any games on your phone?mug.

who took your phone

Another from of saying who took your virginity
So, tell me, who took your phone Frankie;)?
by potnoodlehehe February 10, 2021
mugGet the who took your phonemug.

Fritzl phoning

When you hold someone against their will on the phone.
Crazy gf- 'No you are not allowed to hang up on me or I will lose my shit'
Nonchalant bf- ' you are fritzl phoning me'
by Stephaniekate88 March 6, 2017
mugGet the Fritzl phoningmug.

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