My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.

Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.

by pepsimango July 21, 2024

Sheep Jam

a common occurrence in New Zealand where hundreds of sheep walk across a one lane road for twenty minutes and block the traffic of one car

Person 1: Sheep jammed the road again, what's it called?
Person 2: A sheep jam.

by romansuperdestroyer May 29, 2021

Jam

1. To insert penis in vagina, usually with a lot of aggression and power.

2. To fuck.

He will jam it inside her tonight.

by J. Presh October 1, 2018

Jams

He’s cool ig🙄🙄🙄

jams is gay asf

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Jim Jam

short man called james

jim jam is short

by short e July 9, 2022

Huckleberry Jam

g rated term for hand job

Kristy loves to give Nelson huckleberry jam on fridays!

by tonightatnine November 14, 2011

Jam Magno

(n.) a person Filipinos use to blame on for all their misfortunes.

Boy 1: Dammit, the pinggans have broken.
Boy 2: Kaninong fault ba yan?
Boy 1: JAM MAGNOOOOOOOOO

by a hoe for jel May 16, 2021