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mosquito machine gun

getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick
Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?

Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
by casserole surprise November 4, 2014
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hand sanitizer gun

a weapon of mass destruction. to make a hand sanitizer gun all you need is a small water pistol and a butt load of hand sanitizer

how to make: load water gun with hand sanitizer
Damn it someone shot me with a hand sanitizer gun
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
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A Black Gun

definition of someone who is a "Black Gun"

a black gun is a person who just exists, follows orders, no thoughts no ambitions, just an organism that is alive but not living, aka someone who doesn't have major interest or hobbies, but does theyre work and job, not many people can stay being black guns in life, but those who do never fire theyre shot

definition of someone who is a "Black Gun"

a black gun is a person who just exists, follows orders, no thoughts no ambitions, just an organism that is alive but not living, aka someone who doesn't have major interest or hobbies, but does theyre work and job, not many people can stay being black guns in life, but those who do never fire theyre shot and stay as they are for aslong as they live
definition of someone who is a "Black Gun"

a black gun is a person who just exists, follows orders, no thoughts no ambitions, just an organism that is alive but not living, aka someone who doesn't have major interest or hobbies, but does theyre work and job, not many people can stay being black guns in life, but those who do never fire theyre shot

example:
person 1:Jim your such a Black Gun, why are you even here
Jim:Whatever you say
by Blaze the dragon June 22, 2024
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Young guns and old timers

When you need an excuse to have both younger generations of talent but also keep some old guys around the shop for experience even though they don’t know shit cause they are old and forgot
Their staff is full of young guns and old timers
by tracknation66 August 13, 2025
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Aussie Gun Bunny

A member of the royal australian artillery. IE someone good at blowing stuff up.
Holy shit that round was close, what the fuck are those Aussie gun bunny's doing???
by aussieguy82 September 12, 2015
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Eating the Gun

Putting the barrel of a gun inside your mouth and shooting it.

Another way of committing suicide
The police showed up to the house to find that Mike was eating the gun.
by Skate_fast_eat_ass__ August 2, 2018
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A gun problem

That ain't the problem shit-brain.
A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "We have a gun problem!"

Hym "No... We don't. We have a neurotic piss-pants who doesn't actually care problem. Drugs are banned. People still get drugs. YOU want the drugs NOT to be banned. You already DID the thing you WANT to do to would be shooters to the Maine Man. Didn't work. It's never going to work. Because it isn't a gun problem."

A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "But the other countries though!"

Hym "Yeah yeah, the other countries don't have guns do you know what ELSE the other countries don't have? YOU, ya bitch. YOU. You've been making the same argument for 50 years apparently and you expect something to change. And it's not going to. And you don't care. Because you can sit and regurgitate 50 year old rhetoric into a camera for free money. You don't have a gun problem. You have a people wanting to kill you and your kids problem. Why do they want to do that? Did you ask? How specific were they? If they were specific I bet you a million dollars you would fabricate A DIFFERENT REASON from the one they gave you and try to fix your own made-up imaginary problem instead! I bet you would shit-skull! Go! Go look yourself in the mirror and tell yourself you wouldn't."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2023
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