Finger Muffin Top is defined as the accumulation of excess skin and fat that bulges around a person's too-tight jewelry as it sits on either finger or wrist. Tell tale warning signs that you have finger muffin top would be the indentation of the jewelry on your body if you attempt to slide the piece around to adjust it. Failure of the jewelry to actually move means that not only do you probably have finger muffin top but you are actually endangering yourself.The cutting off of circulation is another sign that you are wearing something in the wrong size.
Judy, the 300 lb. cocktail waitress with the short vocabulary and even shorter sausage like fingers, wore a lot of rings. When she handed us our drinks, and her bloated man-hands were in our faces, her finger muffin top hung out over her cheap gold-plated cubic zirconia fashion rings.
by LondonLady75 April 17, 2010
Not hard to believe that scarey hairy ho came from Bighoof an the Spanky... She is definitely a Bigfoot Spank Muffin.
by RocketMan66 August 18, 2011
Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.
Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?
Jon: No, tell me!
Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"
Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!
Jim: No!
Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!
Jon: No, tell me!
Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"
Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!
Jim: No!
Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!
by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014
by professor michael August 18, 2010
The Ultimate Male Fantasy:
Either a muffin in the shape of a lady, or a living female, fully composed of muffin, both varieties have a disticnt lack of clothing. The only essential ingrediant is the cherry placed in the middle.
Either a muffin in the shape of a lady, or a living female, fully composed of muffin, both varieties have a disticnt lack of clothing. The only essential ingrediant is the cherry placed in the middle.
Adam: Dude!, your eating a naked muffin lady!
Ally: I know!, it's awesome!, and i just popped the cherry!!!, i have a whole box of naked muffin ladies, you want one?
Adam: Hell yeah i do!!!
Ally: I know!, it's awesome!, and i just popped the cherry!!!, i have a whole box of naked muffin ladies, you want one?
Adam: Hell yeah i do!!!
by Al-Svanchez May 02, 2007
A group of drunk girls, with an obsession for muffins. Blewburry, Churrie,Watamullen, Cranburry, BANANA
Here at Cunt Muffin Crew we know that muffins make the best of breakfasts so why not try all of our exciting new Flavas.
by Blewburry November 17, 2007
The worlds greatest pie, yet to be made. The makers of the pie, Jamie and Calum have been planning it for years. It is filled with cherries, muffins and cherry muffins. It will soon be made and will be the worlds favorite pie.
by Jink February 20, 2005