The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster
by Joey Orgler 3 September 05, 2008
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taeil’s monster cock

it’s simply the truth. he has the most humongous cock that everything around him shakes as he walks bc his cock is basically getting dragged on the floor. it’s so big. please slap me with it im begging you.
nctzen 1: have you seen taeil’s bbl update? like mmm good gosh darn it he can get it anytime.

nctzen 2: nctzen 1 please stop being so white. you don’t to gaze at taeil’s monster cock monster lovingly as you think about life and why your gf left you.
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by nctfairie October 01, 2020
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urban monster cock

a orange, beastly cock that is on menly men.
Yeah i heard devin had a urban monster cock in bed.
by Devin Danescu August 06, 2003
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Ass Face Lava Monster

A person who acts like a monster made of Lava, With an Ass for a Face......Its pretty self explanitory.
Person 1:Hey did you see that guy slap a baby sea lion in the face?
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.
by 15 mexicans July 26, 2011
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One Eyed Snake Monster

A man's penis! extremely large in size and might scare women!
I pulled out the one eyed snake monster and she almost passed out!
by berty68 August 06, 2008
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Monsters Of The Midway

A poorly given nickname to a bad NFL franchise the Chicago Bears whose claim to fame is 1 Superbowl Title. The name Monster refers to the disgusting uniforms and/or shitty stadium in which they play. It also refers to the NFL follies style of football the team plays. Only idiotic delusional hardcore Chicago super fans call this team by this name.
Luis, "are the Monsters of the Midway playing today"
Adam, "The monsters of what?"
Luis, "You know the Bears"
Adam, "Oh, The Bad News Bears, yes they are losing today."
by adanerr February 05, 2011
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When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap
Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("

Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."

P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..
by IjustgotTotallybamboozled June 05, 2021
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