monkey people

A person who acts out of lower or lack of consciousness. Acting selfishly without care for others.

Another one of those monkey people just cut me off in traffic.

by CGi May 26, 2007

monkey diving

Verb. Butthole sex.

Chloe's dunk was so fine, it made want to go monkey diving.

by No Eyed Schmee September 28, 2008

Monkey Bread

when you nut in a black person's hair and u cut the hair off and eat it

cameron: im gonna make some monkey bread my neighbor, care to assist?
nicholas: nononononononoonoonoonon please
*nuts and cuts*
cameron: mmm yes monkey bread

by cameornlma November 9, 2019

spack monkey

retarded individual with no concept of reality, spack monkeys live in their own virtual world with concept of physical constraints.

dbox you spack monkey take your head out of the toaster.

by StudNET November 14, 2003

IKEA monkey

1. An adorable pet monkey who escaped from a locked crate in a locked vehicle and appeared in the parking lot of the Toronto IKEA store, wearing a miniature faux-shearling coat, and spawning an internet meme and a nearly universal desire to buy a monkey, slap a diaper on it, and dress it up.

2. Darwin, the shearling-clad monkey who wandered the parking lot of an IKEA store in Toronto in December 2012.

3. An act of extreme escapism.

Person 1: I can't stand going to IKEA with all of those unruly, unrestrained toddlers running around!

Person 2: Yeah, they're worse behaved than the IKEA monkey.

Person 1: Oh god, I'm committed to going to an early bird special dinner with my wife, her parents and her grandparents, followed by a book reading of new childrens' poems.

Person 2: You'd better get your IKEA monkey on!

by CilantroLeaf December 19, 2012

porch monkey

a black man linched on a porch often used as a racial slur

When I was driving down south i noticed that there was an awful lot of porch monkeys.

by bassamp September 10, 2012

monkey fart

A syndrome in which one is standing within the confinement of a zoo. Then without warning a monkey jumps to the limb next to said person and releases a small to large burst of air from the buttock region. Sometimes, if lucky, a greasy release will expedite itself among the persons face leaving a stain that most call the mank, or monkey fart stain.

Did that stain come from a monkey fart?

by Bob Hester February 12, 2004