Michael Afton

He'll murder you and your family and put you in a fur suit

Michael Afton Murded cassidy.

by CadetBluePaper April 20, 2022

Michael Knowles

A swarthy American conservative political commentator, of Italian descent, and podcast host.

Did you know that the most loyal fans of Michael Knowles are called cinnamon rolls.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

Michael Vick

The greatest quarterback of all time, enough said.

Peyton Manning: Hey Tom, you see that 86 yard completion Michael Vick had on Sunday?
Tom Brady: I sure did, man he has a cannon! But put aside his utterly resilient throwing arm for a second and admire his agility.
Peyton Manning: The defense is...defenseless, Tom. No pun intended.
Tom Brady:(haha) Right you are Peyton, right you are.

by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

michael hall

michael hall is a very sexy man who absolutely hates penguinz0/ moist critikal
michael never gets annoyed at his brother ever but most importantly he has a giant just huge penis

person 1: my penis is 17 inches long

person 2: oh damn you must be a michael hall

by A nonce August 14, 2022

Michael Greenwald

An immortal being who is made entirely of drugs. He cannot die of overdose and lives on drugs instead of air. His goal in his eternal life is to try every drug in existence.

"Michael Greenwald don't take those 60 pills"
"Michael Greenwald your gonna die"
"U know my boy Michael Greenwald?, that nigga cant die"

by bitchass2312 November 5, 2019

Michael Callahan

Alpha Male... ALPHA MALE!

Holy shit it's Michael Callahan the alpha male.

by Metthman October 30, 2019

Ian Michael

IAN is a real Man.He is very easy to fall in love with.he is patient and kind.only if you can make the cut and he let's you see the real Prince within.Ian Michael is someone who lives like a pauper but is really a king.if he gets bored he will light your house on fire.Although he is averagly endowed he hoes all night and makes woman cum over and over again

I LOVE THAT IAN MICHAEL HE CAN SCREE.

by Ladyovrage July 21, 2017