Michael Phelps

an amazing swimmer who won eight straight olympic medals in 2008. fantastic almost supernatural swimmer and the number one olympian of all time

"i love michael phelps! his swimmer body is ROCKING"

by CHLO CHLO CHLOERZ October 13, 2008

Michael Afton

He'll murder you and your family and put you in a fur suit

Michael Afton Murded cassidy.

by CadetBluePaper April 20, 2022

Michael Knowles

A swarthy American conservative political commentator, of Italian descent, and podcast host.

Did you know that the most loyal fans of Michael Knowles are called cinnamon rolls.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

Michael Vick

The greatest quarterback of all time, enough said.

Peyton Manning: Hey Tom, you see that 86 yard completion Michael Vick had on Sunday?
Tom Brady: I sure did, man he has a cannon! But put aside his utterly resilient throwing arm for a second and admire his agility.
Peyton Manning: The defense is...defenseless, Tom. No pun intended.
Tom Brady:(haha) Right you are Peyton, right you are.

by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

michael hall

michael hall is a very sexy man who absolutely hates penguinz0/ moist critikal
michael never gets annoyed at his brother ever but most importantly he has a giant just huge penis

person 1: my penis is 17 inches long

person 2: oh damn you must be a michael hall

by A nonce August 14, 2022

Michael Callahan

Alpha Male... ALPHA MALE!

Holy shit it's Michael Callahan the alpha male.

by Metthman October 30, 2019

michael hathaway

A Big huge blubbery faggot who is considered by many to be very salty, when called by his name he will simply reply "fuck off" or "piss off". He is considered to be just be a all around crusty fat mess

"Hey Michael Hathaway " "piss off"

by PEPELORD May 25, 2016