K-Mart Liturgy

You get up on a Sunday morning, take a shower, dress, then head out of the house. Your family is very sure that you are a good boy, heading out to go to church. Instead of attending church services, however, you go to K-Mart and spend just the appropriate amount of time there browsing merchandise so upon your return, your ruse is very convincing.

Frank's parents think he is such a good boy but we know the truth. He did a K-Mart Liturgy and bought condoms.

by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

Pre-K Ass

When an adult of at least 22 years of age has the ass of a five year old

Erin to Heidi: Ugh, my butt looks SO big today gurrrrllll
Heidi to Erin: Gurl, mine doesn't. I got a Pre-K Ass!

by BKC HERT January 30, 2009

Chrysler "K" Car

An affordable and practical vehicle that gets you from point A to point B.

Brian Johnson on The Breakfast Club arrives to Shermer High School with his mom in their Chrysler "K" Car. Brian's life is typical and of "the norm".

by L652 April 17, 2011

reggin k calb

Famouse comedian; black nigger spelled backwards.

Let's go to the comedy caravan, I hear Reggin K. Calb is performing tonight.

by Eric December 30, 2003

K-Mart Thug

A person (generally african American) who tries to dress like a hardcore gangster, but cannot afford name brands like Sean John, ENYCE, or any other gangsta apparel. They typically wear clothes from K-mart with brand names such as "SHAQ" or "EVERLAST"

Dude, look at that K-Mart Thug, his SHAQ shoes must have cost like $10.

by Ballsdeep May 15, 2006

G-K-ing it

Trying to act gangster, and failing. Employed by many stupid white girls who want to get laid by the basketball team. Consists of wearing FUBU, chains and employing ebonics in everyday conversation.

"What up ho?"
"Dude, stop G-K-ing it, you look like an idiot!"

by Seanius April 25, 2006

k thnx die

used when you don't care what the other person has to say. mostly used when one wants to be left alone

hey nice shot
k thnx die

by honkie August 24, 2005