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Just Give Birth

Now go be a good child: get married. Or just get pregnant. Go have your own kids. You are a woman. So go get pregnant and have a few kids. For that is all you’re good for. We only wanted you to just. give. birth. To your future children. As in go get pregnant somehow, then give birth to that child. We just love your children already.

From your mother Mary; Because we were made to be grandparents. Aka WHERE ARE MY ****** GRANDCHILDREN. I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR FOR YOU TO FINALLLY **** settle down and TO GIVE BIRTH TO MY FUTURE GRANDCHILDREN. WHERE ARE THEY? Where are my kids to take care of. Now go do your wifely duties and JUST. GIVE. BIRTH. TO. MORE. FUTURE. CHILDREN. I CANNOT STAND IT. I cannot wait until you just give birth. To my future grandchildren. Hurry it up please to the God of the Bible. What are my children doing when they’re not just giving birth. Being a mental retarded nut case or playing video games on their old …. Yadda yadda yadda

AKA GO BE A WOMAN AND HAVE CHILDREN ALREADY
No go just give birth. Just give birth. X3 then tell me how to raise my future grandchildren.

Now go- just give birth to your children because I already know how many children you will already. Be having. Because I cannot stand you if you don’t want to just give birth. As in quit your job to become a mother like me.
by Oldhumour29 June 24, 2023
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It just needs more salt

The theory is putting more salt on a already disgusting piece of food. This phrase was created by Tommyinnit and Quackity.
My friend "Ugh, this steak is disgusting"
Me: "It just needs more salt
by IAmCUBEyt February 15, 2021
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I’m just Dutch

An excuse to be rude to other people without consequences. Even if you’re not Dutch. You just state this to get out of being labeled as rude. Usually used in protest if someone says you’re being rude.
Hannes: I’m not rude. I’m just Dutch!
by Twunk102 December 24, 2025
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Just wear it

I got in trouble and I wasn’t even a part of it! Just wear it bro, and move on.
by AlmaHolzhert February 25, 2024
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did you just shit on my desk

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk
cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?
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Aren't you just the sickest

A sarcastic comment after someone is trying to make them self look cool.
Billy: I have a full time job and you don't
Tillman: aren't you just the sickest
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