Between 8-12pm on June 9th is the time to blow it out to your fwb’s sending nudes. Get them fired up with your dirtiest pics. May the odds be in your favor.
by AbbiyeA June 6, 2021

A day of the two-faced.
June 1st could either go like 3 days in a French castle with your friends, some wine and some bread , or like 3 days in a French castle with Boris Johnson and Donald Trump fanatics.
One should beware on that day as to not offend the nearby Geminis , they bite.
Recommended action : Strangling a homophobe with the LGBTQ+ flag, unique and colourful.
June 1st could either go like 3 days in a French castle with your friends, some wine and some bread , or like 3 days in a French castle with Boris Johnson and Donald Trump fanatics.
One should beware on that day as to not offend the nearby Geminis , they bite.
Recommended action : Strangling a homophobe with the LGBTQ+ flag, unique and colourful.
On June 1st 1970, Nikita Khruschev was hospitalized for a burst blood vessel, yikes.
Marilyn Monroe was born on June 1st 1926. History recalls the dykes weren't ready.
Marilyn Monroe was born on June 1st 1926. History recalls the dykes weren't ready.
by one_thilde October 17, 2019

An atmospheric occurrence where summer is guaranteed to be delayed until after Independence Day due to nearly continuous rain in the Pacific Northwest. This is intermixed with mother nature's taunting of occasional one or two days of 60's in late winter or early spring. A sure-fire way to send Pacific Northwesterners into deeper depression.
Well Bob, don't be fooled by those couple days of 60's in April, summer isn't going to start till July 5th since we're still in fucking June-uary.
by Poofyjacketman June 6, 2022

Prepare yourself for this day because you're going to be so confused as to why everything is going your way but just be happy interact 2 times to claim
by @rand0m.shitz125 on tiktok May 31, 2022

Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?
fred- No fr?
Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha
fred- Me too bro
fred- No fr?
Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha
fred- Me too bro
by renegaderadar June 26, 2020

National naked exercise day: a day to celebrate your body by exercising naked. With a loved one or alone! Celebrate your body!
by National Archive June 8, 2022

by i like furries eggs dee November 3, 2021
