July 1st

National buy your boyfriend a McDonald’s day!

Surprise the man in your life with his usual order and bring to him, at work, at home, anywhere!

GF: *Gives food*
BF: What’s this for?
GF: July 1st! National buy your boyfriend McDonald’s day!

by YouWottttMate June 30, 2022

July 32

Non-existent and 0% of it ever happening

Homie: so our dates on July 32nd
Thottie:sure :)
Thottie: august the 1st* oh???

by Umzyx_m July 15, 2023

July 25th

On July 25th an alien with a big booty crashed with it's spaceship in Germany. Since then people from Germany are celebrating the goddess of the bootys and she founded a company called FÖRSICH FÖRMA! We all should celebrate that day.

A: Isn't that the goddess alien of bootys and the founder of the försich förma on July 25th?

B: Oh heck yeah you're right she's looking fineeeeee!

by Försich Förmer CEO October 16, 2019

July

The month where all the goddamn mosquitos and other insects fly into your house if your lights are on for 0.0003 seconds.

Person A: Oh fuck it's July, right?
Person B: Gotta make sure my windows are always closed

by lixlss June 29, 2020

Julie

Beautiful sexy motherfucker, amazing , intelligent, fantastic, diabolical, studious, cunty, whore, slutty bitch, genius (like Einstein), hoe, nic feen, likes birds (rest in pieces Julie Jr), headass, horse girl, creative, kind, caring, bootyful, hilarious, professional ghoster, silly and goofy, snoopy poopy, likes red and black, slayer, thoughtful, driven, hardworking, time oriented, doofus, baby bitch, hates liars and carrots, cannot swim, weenus and wagina and falangies. The end.

Omg that girl is so cunty and amazing. She’s a Julie.
Omg is that girl wearing cheetah panties, oh that’s must be Julie.
Did you see that sick ghost??? Oh that was Julie.
Omg I ran into a girl and her skin was soft, oh that was just Julie.

by Barthalomew Cornelius Dingus I December 4, 2023

1 July

National Fuck-a-Rodrigo day. This day gives you permission to legally fuck him even if he says no! Better use that, that will make him mad probably.

-Ayo you heard what's on 1 July?
-Should i know that?
-Maaan ofc you should. Its FUCK-A-RODRIGO DAY, if he says "no" to you then you can still do it! Hehe~

by RodrigoTheWolf May 30, 2022

July 27th

Landon's birthday

On his birthday he must be worshipped if no your death will be inevitable

Hank: Hey you know it's July 27th
Jerry: ya well Landon is dumb
Hank: oh you should have not said that

Death : you are coming with me Jerry you have failed to understand July 27th

by Need answers June 23, 2022