Jordan

A girl who prefers to be in the air conditioning while in sweatpants and a thick hoodie never taking it off unless she is completely alone or in her Batcave. Is a total weeb and only comes out when there is some food. Makes vine jokes

Hey, Jordan come out of your Batcave I have a snake for you. * Sudden footsteps*
Jordan: I smell pennies.

by DarkBlossomFox April 17, 2023

jordan guidotti

a guy that has a massive penis and will give the best backshots

have you went to jordan guidotti house yet i cant walk for 2 weeks now

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024

jordan travis

JT13!! The coolest and friendliest QB at FSU!!

Jordan Travis is the coolest guy on the team!

by Nnashh January 22, 2024

Jordan Voitus

He is my teacher and we tak pictures of him and he slays and he hasnt done a fit check for us yet
BUT HE SLAYS AND MY MOM LIKES HIM

Jordan Voitus is a slay teacher

by MCCTCStudent.101 October 12, 2022

Jordan

weird man

person 1: Jordan is ok

person 2: ok

by Fake Repster July 31, 2021

Jordan 2024

Should be next to become president! Not only is he smart, but he is smart! He is also rich and plays video games, which will make gamers happy too!

Guy 1: Dude, vote Jordan 2024! He's gonna save us all!
Guy 2: Yeah! I voted him like 10 times, because he's just too good!
Jordan: Hey! Wanna play some games?
Guy 1 & 2: OMFDYFSUIDOHCSIPCOACOPSJAPCP

by Jordan Ched November 4, 2020

Jordan Matter

A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).

Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."

by Term Definer March 30, 2024