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Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.
by geno singh March 12, 2024
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Jordan

A person who owns a Nintendo 3DS XL, a true Chad usually (always) accompanied by a trouser snake the size of the world serpent (25,000 miles long)
I need to find me a Jordan to enjoy
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pulling a Jordan

Verb. To follow a group of people around and engage in their plans despite not being invited
The three of us had plans to eat at the mall, but we ran into a weirdo who was pulling a Jordan and came with us.
by Illneedasaviour November 3, 2014
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Jordan

Someone who has only a scrotum
No dick
No balls
Only sack
Ben-“Hey did you say something Jordan”
Jordan-“I’m in a deep state of sadness for I have just a sack”
by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021
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Jordan

Looks up to his big homies Ashleigh and Brittany
Jordan wants to be like Britt and ash
by Kayla love November 25, 2021
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Jordan Derosia

1.the most amazing girl ever.
2.she is the most beautiful girl you'll ever see in your life.
3.she is the best girlfriend a guy can ever imagine having.
4. the best kisser in the world
person:You see that girl over there.
Person2: yeah she is relle hot.
Person: thats Jordan Derosia she is Keith's girlfriend
Person2: dayummm im jealous
by GOON25 February 7, 2009
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michael jordan

get slam dunked on your head by michael jordan
michael JORDAN BOZO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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