Jimmy The Scooch

A verb, used to describe the act of fixing or building something important without having the materials or tools (or both!) on hand.

My damn penis-pump is broken but I haven't the gaskets to fix it... I'll just jimmy the scooch it so that my thursday afternoon isn't ruined.

by mmunch May 4, 2023

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Jimmy D

A particularly strong blow job received from an electronic device. Short form of James Dyson.

Margaret wouldn't go down on me last night, so I went down the shed for a Jimmy D.

by Zogbot Mcjohnson July 29, 2019

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An artist, sneaker-head, sculptor, lover boy, and hoe. He’s horny, tall, plenty o’ melanin. He can rizz any girl any day. Has a way with his words and his dick. sometimes he gets sad but he has a terrible memory so the sadness quickly fades. he also is a bag chaser and never stops looking for an opportunity to make bread.

jimmie are you crying..?

am i?

by myfirstandlasturbandefiniton June 13, 2024

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jimmy byrne

a dumb blonde that plays fortnite 🤌🤛👈🤚🤏🤛💃💃🕺🏾👯 ♂️👩 🦼👩 🦼👩 🦼👩 🦼👩 🦼

oh look it’s jimmy byrne

by Pepperoni_pizza March 30, 2022

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Jimmy

The funniest guy ever but whitest guy ever. A Jimmy is a great bowler. He loves music and the Red Hot Chilly Peppers. He is not the strongest guy ever but he is kinda smart. He has a lot of friends and is kind. He is also really old he has been around for centuries

Old man: hey son can you please turn on the Red Hot Chilly Peppers?
Kid: I would if I was not blind I can't see because I looked at you Grandpa.

Old man: He he he good one.

Kid: I don't like you you are such a Jimmy

by CCCSMASTERMIND May 13, 2019

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