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Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.
Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.
mugGet the Jazz jammug.

Jam

Yoo that girl is Jam yo
by Woah boy December 7, 2011
mugGet the Jammug.

Jam

Jam a person who always say Joe mama, ssa and doin ur mom a person who is really toxic and the most loving person at the same time and is an artist that can draw anything even ur mom and is friends with a person named Mia, Jami thinks that Mia is a weirdo
by Vanellope1237 March 30, 2022
mugGet the Jammug.

Jammed

To be under the influence of heavy narcotics.

Mainly Oxycodone/Percocet/Morphine/etc.

In order to spot someone being totally jammed. They must be nodding off during mid-conversation, constricted pupils (almost pinpoint), and look like the usual junkie.
How many fucking op's you take? You're fucking jammed, aren't you?
by EazieWeezie July 19, 2019
mugGet the Jammedmug.

Damson jammed

Damson jammed is a statement used when a female is aroused or when her pussy is throbbing.
*Brandon sends video*
Cerys: “oh daddy, I’m damson jammed.”

Brandon: wtf does that mean hahahaha
Cerys: secret
Brandon: google did not help me what a fat twat *gay ass pic of Theo pikachu*
by Pussywigga February 1, 2019
mugGet the Damson jammedmug.

bull jamming

(1) Get out there and bull and jam with intensity of action

(2) Also getting over zealous when bulling jamming and making a mess of things like in the kitchen
(1) Such as a boss saying to work crew "get out there and bull and jam!" (bull jamming)
Lets get bull jamming and make those sales crew!
(2) While making dinner last night with my wife, I broke a plate and she said stop bull jamming and clean that up!
by veracious December 13, 2018
mugGet the bull jammingmug.

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