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Jacob

Pansexual liking of all people regardless of gender or identification- falling in love with personality
“Did you here about that new kid jacob?”
“Yeah apparently he’s a pansexual
by Jùłïæñ April 3, 2020
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A jacob

When you have mixed feelings for someone😘💦 or 😤😒
I think I have a jacob for someone
by Sarah.k April 30, 2017
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Jacob

A hot ass guy who will always make you blush and look like Bob the tomato. He's sweet and funny as hell but very dirty minded and makes a lot of dark jokes. He may seem dorky but he's a total freak in the sheets. He's a total chad and even though he thinks he's mid, he's literally the finest man you'll ever meet.
Woah did you see Jacob in those grey sweatpants? He sure ruffles my feathers and makes my loins loin!!!
by blanketsheetsdick December 12, 2024
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Jacob

A very short person a fucking (Midget) with vey short Dick.
Jacob is a midget
by bryncas November 21, 2021
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Jacob

A cum soaked hoe who looks like Bobby Shurda
Did you see how much cum was on Jacob!!
by #1 PM Player in SA February 3, 2022
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Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."
by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022
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Dakota Jacob Kuhlmann

Dakota Jacob Kuhlmann is a bad ass with a big dick.
by Tlynn33 July 1, 2021
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