Internet 

when a person takes something literally or seriously on a forum site. it gets to the point where they start an internet argument aka e-argument with other users or posters.

1. youre soo internet man.
2. this thread is internet to the max.

Internet by Patrick Pacificador June 11, 2006

internet poo 

when you need to do break away from being on the internet to use the toilet and go for a poo.

If chatting to someone on MSN you may say to them 'BRB just going for an internet poo@' or BRB just off for an interpoo'

internet poo by ian j taylor January 29, 2007

internet 

It's a series of tubes.

An Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday.

internet by Shaggyy April 3, 2007

Internet Stab 

Usually accompanied by asterisks * on either side.
Used in Instant Message conversations and on forums as an expression of fake anger or spontaneity.

Can be used as an emotional expression, random gesture, or conversation starter as in the example.

IMer 1: Hey, whats up?
IMer 2: *internet stab*!
IMer 1: OH GOD YOU STABBED ME OVER THE INTERNET!!!

Internet Stab by asd103045 January 18, 2008

Internet Uncertainty Principle 

As it becomes widely known that a particular search returns few or no hits, that will cease to be the case.

A take on the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, it really is more closely related to the Observer Effect but due to conflation of these terms (and having been coined already on many sites) it is known as Internet Uncertainty Principle.. Tho really, Internet Observer Effect is a much better imo >_>

huh? this quote i found online says that googling for absolute+zero+lesbians yields 0 results, but i get several hundred... what gives????
The answer is Internet Uncertainty Principle

Internet Uncertainty Principle by erroris November 1, 2008

internet baby

A child who uses the internet.

Stranger: How old are you?
You: 13
Stranger: Want to cyber?
You: NO FIND ANOTHER INTERNET BABY.

internet baby by StupidDumby October 3, 2013

internet exploder 

Man or woman or weirdo who wanks/masturbates over almost anything online regularly and shoots his load whilst doing so.

Person 1: Hey, that old pervy fella at the library using the computer is a full on 'internet exploder'
Person 2: Him, ah yes he's always pretending hes studying, a real wanker.....an internet exploder!
Person 1: uh huh!

internet exploder by 'Whisky Business' February 19, 2021