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mind-rape

1) noun- the definition for when a person says or does something exactly what you were thinking of saying or doing.

2) verb- the act of mind-raping.
ex.

girl: *thinking* "i want a soda."

boy: "hey, wanna go grab a soda?"

girl: you just mind-raped me!!
by pesky_yeti_with_meatballs April 22, 2010
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Rape Sting.

Rape Sting:
-The unfortunate aftermath of rape.
-A commonly used "burn" word.
-Possibly a new found disease.
-Unwanted physical and or mental pain.
-"Hey pretty lady. Want some rape sting?"
-Sooo i was at the beach today and the sun was burning me like rape sting.
-Today I saw someone get stung by a jelly fish. Looked like a rape sting.
-I was about to have sex with this girl but dude... looked like she had rape sting.
-I was dancing with this chick, then realised she was ugly so I bailed. Massss rape sting.
-I was banging a chick and needed to pee but couldn't, felt like rape sting.
-guy 1: i told this girl that i just didnt wanna date her cause she was fat.
guy 2: oooo rape sting.
-I ran into a wall and some bitch laughed at me so I threw HER into a wall and laughed. Revenge rape sting.
by Matt G/Louise K February 25, 2010
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Jay-Rape

The act of waking up in the morning thinking "WTF happened last night". Closely followed by vauge memories of copious amounts of alcohol and saliva and the faint wiff of cheap cologne. If you were the drunkest girl at the party, Jay probably pulled you!
"Oh my god, last night I was nearly Jay-Raped by Ronald McDonald."

"OK, hands up anyone who hasn't been Jay-Raped!?!"
by ICSM January 16, 2008
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Stoplight Rape

After waiting forever for the light to change, your car finally gets up to the intersection... just as the light turns red again. And you have to wait for fucking ever for the light to change again.
"It's about time-- Damnit! That's fucking stoplight rape!"
by Le Pingouin Pervers January 6, 2009
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mate-rape

The act of getting a friend of the opposite sex so plastered that they offer themselves to you in a most sexual way.
Sally - "Ooooh, I knew I shouldn't have had that 12th Bacardi Breezer - Steve totally mate-raped me afterwards"
by herbie-T September 27, 2007
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Face Rape

the act of shooting someone in the face at point blank range in a first-person shooter (FPS) game. This is usually followed by a thorough tea-bagging for added effect.
"aww, you got face raped bitch!...pwnd!"
by AstraLuna May 21, 2010
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Rape Factory

A term of derision to describe a particular event or circumstance of extreme misfortune.
A collection of disastrous events that culminate to an unexpected or unforeseeable level.
A Synonym of FUBAR or SNAFU.
With all the traffic on the road, my commute turned into a real Rape Factory!
by HumanShield January 6, 2009
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