Beating off with camp soap

What causes your roomate to have to go to the dermatologist becase his penis almost fell off.

Bobby, you should not beat off with that camp soap.

by tha ingram July 2, 2004

I beat my meat

to masturbate

Man my dicks hella sore I beat my meat for too long last night.

by Dab a Ranch May 4, 2017

two fives beat a ten

The knowing instruction given to a prodigy by an older and wiser male when referencing women to choose for sexual encounters. This rule will also make it much more possible to convince two women to go to bed with you at the same time.

Young dude,"God, that girl's a ten, I'm gonna go talk to her."
Old dude, "Son, those two over there are not as attractive, but two fives beat a ten."

by Skip in DE January 7, 2007

Block Rockin' Beat

In Golf, to Block the ball so badly to the right that your ball winds up in a beat lie somewhere probably on the rocks.

guy 1: Aw, man, I sliced it.

guy 2: You're back with another one of those block rockin' beats!

by Bobby Hof April 13, 2005

chris brown beat down

when you beat someone senselessly.

i got mad at my ho and i gave her a chris brown beat down. now that ho wont disrespect me no more.

by lalashantinequa April 20, 2010

ima beat your ass

This means that the person who said this will beat the living crap out of you or that they are horny and want to fuck your brains out of you

1. (Argument between two randos) “ima beat your ass if you don’t give it back.
2. (Argument between the homies) “ima beat your ass 😏” the homies love each other very much.

by Biggy Wiggy June 14, 2022

beat the faggot out of you

The lifestyle of beating someone so much that they dont want to be a faggot anymore.
1. Act of beating someone of homosexual preference into heterosexuality.
2. Also beating any random person that gets in your way or is acting like a faggot.

Also see gay bashing

I walked into the room, two homosexual boys sitting down, so i says "Boys im gunna beat the faggot out of you."

by Cody, and Jason June 5, 2005