by Imacluelessho August 17, 2020
by Imacluelessho August 17, 2020
There are a lot of fights and arguments about Harry Potter vs. Twilight.
First of all, though I'm a huge Potterhead -fan of Harry Potter Books-, and think Twilight is just waste of paper and time, Harry Potter Books and Films belong to the category Fantasy/Fantastic, Twilight Books and Films are based on the category Romance.
But, if we are going to argue abot the books by their written language and originality, of course -sorry Twilight fans- Harry Potter Books are the winner of the argument.
Plus, sorry but, vampires do not sparkle.
First of all, though I'm a huge Potterhead -fan of Harry Potter Books-, and think Twilight is just waste of paper and time, Harry Potter Books and Films belong to the category Fantasy/Fantastic, Twilight Books and Films are based on the category Romance.
But, if we are going to argue abot the books by their written language and originality, of course -sorry Twilight fans- Harry Potter Books are the winner of the argument.
Plus, sorry but, vampires do not sparkle.
Harry Potter vs. Twilight
Example 1:
Twihard:OMG EDWARD HOW COULD YOU BE IN SUCH A BAD MOVIE CALLED HARRY POTTER!YOU BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SERIE!!!
Potterhead:Honey, even Robert Pattinson said that he enjoyed acting Cedric rather than Edward.
Example 2:
Twihard:Bella Swan is such a strong gir-
Potterhead:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!PLUS, IF BELLA IS STRONG, HERMIONE IS THE GODDES OF THE TERM STRONG!SHE FOUGHT FOR HER SCHOOL, HER BEST FRIEND EVEN THE TIME HER LOVE LEFT HER!DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!
Twihard:*Slowly goes backwards* Okay... *Runs away*
Example 1:
Twihard:OMG EDWARD HOW COULD YOU BE IN SUCH A BAD MOVIE CALLED HARRY POTTER!YOU BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SERIE!!!
Potterhead:Honey, even Robert Pattinson said that he enjoyed acting Cedric rather than Edward.
Example 2:
Twihard:Bella Swan is such a strong gir-
Potterhead:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!PLUS, IF BELLA IS STRONG, HERMIONE IS THE GODDES OF THE TERM STRONG!SHE FOUGHT FOR HER SCHOOL, HER BEST FRIEND EVEN THE TIME HER LOVE LEFT HER!DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!
Twihard:*Slowly goes backwards* Okay... *Runs away*
by Heaven Ximena February 20, 2015
to hastily leave ones fucked up family, foregoing all inheritance because it’s worth it.
to abruptly leave one’s family forever
to abruptly leave one’s family forever
by Daphne.WTF June 28, 2020
When receiving a blow job you pretend to be in pain, and while in pain the person giving the blow job stops blowing. When this happens you sploosh on their face.
One Girl: Wow I cannot believe that he splooshed on my face when I was giving him head.
Another Girl: Oh, you mean a Harry Houdini sploosh.
Another Girl: Oh, you mean a Harry Houdini sploosh.
by Jack Kurtz August 07, 2008
pornography that includes a close up of a hairy vagina with a dick in it, looking like bearded aussie tv presenter rolf harris eating a banana
by tommy stevenson September 23, 2009
When two or more people with the Harry Potter Syndrome have a form of 'battle' either in person, on fb, or over texting, in which they pretend they are one of the characters from the Harry Potter series. They use references from the books, recite spells and cantations, and try to make it as epic as possible. It is all verbal, unless of course if it is in person, in which case they must use the proper wand movements when jinxing or spell casting. A story-line can go along with this, made from the duelers' imaginations. It occurs spontaneouly and inner purpose of it is to show off your knowledge of everything Harry Potter and the aftermath of it is that one or all of the involved duelers will deny ever being involved in such an activity.
Dueler 1: EXPELLIARMUS!!!!
Dueler 2: *ducks behind witch sculpture* BLIMEY! Can't you just accept that Hermione loves me?
Dueler 1: NEVER! You filthy ginge, she's mine! *hears a crack as Hermione apparates*
Hermione: I DONT LOVE EITHER OF YOU!
Dueler 2: Oh yah? AVADA KEDAVRA!
Hermione: *falls to floor dead*
Dueler 1: What a shame... wanna go get some Butterbeers?
Next day:
Dueler 1: We had a Harry Potter Nerd-off last night!
Friend: Oh really?? *snickers
Dueler 2: Nooo... I dont know what you're talking about!
Dueler 2: *ducks behind witch sculpture* BLIMEY! Can't you just accept that Hermione loves me?
Dueler 1: NEVER! You filthy ginge, she's mine! *hears a crack as Hermione apparates*
Hermione: I DONT LOVE EITHER OF YOU!
Dueler 2: Oh yah? AVADA KEDAVRA!
Hermione: *falls to floor dead*
Dueler 1: What a shame... wanna go get some Butterbeers?
Next day:
Dueler 1: We had a Harry Potter Nerd-off last night!
Friend: Oh really?? *snickers
Dueler 2: Nooo... I dont know what you're talking about!
by Craazy Angel March 17, 2011