Fruity Friend

A friend that is fruit that looks interestingly friendly.

I love my fruity friend so much! BFFs forever!

by ladyfzesimp February 26, 2022

friend with benefits

a person who one fucks on the side when not involved in a serious relationship. NOT to be confused with a boyfriend or girfriend, to whom (gasp!) commitment would be involved.

My friend with benefits constantly tells me about how he is still in love with his ex-girlfriend...what a sonofabitch.

by je suis, tu n'est pas August 9, 2003

friend zoned

A word used by the more pathetic guys that think girls are sex-vending machines. These guys typically think in terms of:

nice comments + good deeds + girl = sex

The term is used when they fail to get a girlfriend and think of having that said girl as a friend a "mission failure".

Jack: Aw man, I just got friend zoned by Lisa after all that hard work I put into being nice to her.

John: I heard "hurr durr, I keep putting niceness into this vending machine but no sex is coming out!". Seriously.

by Corey_Faure November 13, 2012

funeral for a friend

An amazing punk/rock band that deserves some fucking respect and when people say their emo, who gives a shit? funeral for a friend rules!!

seriously, check out some of funeral for a friend's songs before you make any accusations assholez!

by Shayne Andersen January 15, 2006

best friend

the ppl in your life who will walk a million miles to see you, the ones that you cry because you miss them. although they are the ppl who bring you a lot of pain they bring you the most joy. chances are one day you will love them more then a friend but that feeling may not stay.

cory and tapanga

by day dreamer March 13, 2004

Facebook friend

a person you would have absolutely no contact with if it wasn't for facebook.

Facebook friend

Person 1: I saw your friends with Mary Jane on Facebook, how do you know her?

Person 2: Oh, She's just my friends' brothers' friends' cousins' old class mate.

by milf86 August 13, 2010

Friend Ho

When Someone Who Used To Actually Be Your Best Friend Blows You Off For more *Popular* People Who are Actually snobs

Lacey: I hope You Know Your My Best Friend !!!!!!
Me:Awww..Really?Thanx.
*The Next Day*
Me:Hey Girll!!!!!
Lacey:What's that like umm annoying sound in my ear Let's go.!
Me:Shes Such A friend ho.....:/

by Bored..Chickk............:D August 7, 2009