Dylan is typically an extremely hot country boy with a huge penis. He usually dates girls named Kylie, Sophie, McKenzie, or a female Dylan. He is really kind and loves to cuddle. He will do anything for friends or girls and puts other people before him. He loves to stay up late and talk to people.
by hugepenis2727 August 4, 2017

by Adolf mofohitla April 20, 2020

"Woah look is that Funny xenomorph man who is also a university in Australia? "
"Yes, I call him Dylan Alexander Hopkins"
"Yes, I call him Dylan Alexander Hopkins"
by Big man 6969funnyman April 26, 2021

Dylan makes your heart feel like it’s about to skip right out of your chest. He’ll tuck your hair no matter how many times it falls down. He is the epitome of comfort and safety. He’ll walk with you hand in hand in the freezing cold, laugh and dance with you in the middle of the sidewalk. When with Dylan, everything is right.
Dylan makes my heart giggle with happiness
by dyl7717 November 24, 2021

Dylan Howells is a waftty twat that complains about everything. He is from Auschwitz meaning he is a Jew.
by BundaLengerz September 18, 2021

A white guy who loves sausage and his is very tiny. His girlfriend (if he has one) is very down to earthIs extremely blessed with great friends. Not a very athletic person, slow, no hops, no agility. Has a high ego but is not the sharpest tool in the shed. His favorite number is 1/2
You remind me of Dylan
by kiteflyer May 31, 2024
