by Shotfirst January 31, 2024
Get the California cup holdermug. by Pvt. Poot Sniffer January 12, 2021
Get the Cup cupmug. "Hey Gary, what's a cup?"
"Seriously John, my wife is dying."
"Help me Gary"
"It's that thing on the kitchen. Jesus I thought we had something John"
And that is how it was. John got his cup, and Gary sobbed solemnly as his wife died.
"Seriously John, my wife is dying."
"Help me Gary"
"It's that thing on the kitchen. Jesus I thought we had something John"
And that is how it was. John got his cup, and Gary sobbed solemnly as his wife died.
by Crocks&Socks February 11, 2019
Get the Cupmug. a salad consisting of 5 ingredients, i cup marshmallows, i cup shredded coconut, i cup drained mandarin oranges, i cup drained pineapple chunks, and last but not least i cup sour cream.
im not sure when or where it was invented and the person who told me about this salad (my mom) doesn't really know either
im not sure when or where it was invented and the person who told me about this salad (my mom) doesn't really know either
person1: okay i know putting sour cream in the 5 cups salad may seem discussing but it actualy goes quite well with the flavor of the salad and is barley noticeable unless you focus really hard and besides when i made it i didnt realize there was sour cream in it even though i made it
person2: you put sour cream WHERE ??????
person2: you put sour cream WHERE ??????
by TheWorstOfTheBest October 16, 2020
Get the 5 cups saladmug. Cupping is part of a religious ceremony involving watery or damp feces. A group of humans congregate in a circle with two individuals on the inside. The fecal donor crouches down with their back to the donee. The donee puts his or her hands under the donors anus in the shape of a cup or bowl and prepares to receive the fecal material. Once the deposit is received the donee stands up and throws the liquid excrement into the air, hoping to splatter as many individuals as possible in the surrounding circle. It's believed by the Cuppers anyone who gets graced by the fecal droplets will be granted eternal life.
After having viscous diarrhea for many days. Michael decided to do something constructive with his wet feces. He joined a local cupping meet up and within hours he was raining excrement down upon his peers.
by Bingleton December 11, 2021
Get the Cuppingmug. The ass cup is the result of a second brew, particularly of a cheap brand of coffee grounds. Most who brew ass cups are too ashamed to admit they are so cheap that they double brew their cheap-ass brand of ground coffee. For sure, you would never give an ass cup to your friend (but maybe your enemy). The ass cup, that second cup, is so named because it tastes like ass, smells like ass, and even looks like pitch black ass water. You know you shouldn't, but you are just such a cheap bastard that you keep thinking the ass cup of coffee isn't so bad, but it always is when you try it. It is ASS.
I was sitting quietly, watching the birds, sipping on the ass cup I had just made, and swearing that I would never make another one.
by Baby Luv June 9, 2021
Get the ass cupmug. Term referring to the best cup of coffee ever made. Legend has it that it was a winter morning, where a coffee artisan, Edwin, accidentally to his own surprise, made the perfect cappuccino. With exactly the correct amount of crema, blended with perfect silk milk froth, the taste almost opened a gateway to another dimension. Earning him the title of Edwin's cup.
by LegendHasIt52 July 22, 2023
Get the Edwin's cupmug.