fried ice cream

At the point of ejaculation, you aim your semen directly onto your testes. You then let it dry, and notice how the mounds resemble fried ice cream. Then you can enjoy the dried semen covered testes, or a friend can enjoy.

I hate waiting for my semen to dry, im too excited to enjoy a serving of fried ice cream

by Clayton25 March 19, 2008

ice cream sandwich

an ice cream sandwich is when a skinny white guy is fucked from both ends by two fat ugly black chicks. Also known as the brownie sundae.

Johanna Lickum and her girl had an ice cream sandwich

by Dick Lickum May 16, 2006

Neopolitan Ice Cream

Word for making a black girl jizz and admiring your work; illustrated by the dark skin (chocolate), the pink vagina (strawberry), and cum (vanilla)... Also could be used for Dominicans, Cubans, some Mexicans and Puerto Ricans. and all Haitians and African chicks....

I went down on Lakeicha until she came and had to look back and stare at all of that neopolitan ice cream....

by MOESSSESS July 30, 2010

Whip Cream Supreme

When a girl creams so much you put it in a pie and bake it u then proceed to stuff the pie up her vagina whilst she knoshes of someone else then 3 military men come on and strip whilst strumming themselves and cumming everywhere the original man starts fingering himself till he gags and dies then they all proceed to shag his dead body

Oh boy we did a whip cream supreme with Phil last night

by BigBoyPhillip September 18, 2020

Creamed My Bagel

Phrase used when one, either 1.metaphorically or 2.literally jizzes in his or her pants.

1.
TV: Robiskie scores!
Me: I just creamed my bagel

2.
Tv: Double Kill!!, Triple Kill!!!, Overkill!!!!
Me: ah ooh uh... I just creamed my bagel.

by porpoisepal January 23, 2009

Coconut Cream Surprise

Usually played as a trick on unsuspecting victims: The Coconut Cream is when you drop and pants and bend over while tucking the balls and weiner imbetween the legs. Whats left is kknow as the coconut cream surprise, this isnt your grandmas little debie cakes, this is the real deal.

"I was taking a shower when Josh asked me to check out his new shoes, but when I looked around the curtain, he had a Coconut Cream Surprise waiting for me!"

by Stamps Bitch October 19, 2006

Ice cream rape

Boinking a bucket of ice cream with a knife to extract the goodies so as to leave multiple penetration marks in the end.

I ice cream raped my rocky road for all the Marshmallows.

by pigmy warrior February 24, 2010