kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.

I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?

by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019

Faggoty Ass Cracker

The term used for men who act homosexual only in the presence of close male friends.

Dude why'd you slap my ass?

Cause your a faggoty ass cracker!

by CoochieColector March 24, 2021

cracker

not a slur

ur a cracker white boy

by faxed September 20, 2021

Rice Cracker

A person of Asian decent that detests other POCs, is right wing, and is subservient to white people. An Asian Uncle Tom.

The cultural revolution was a campaign led by the Chinese students to get rid of Rice Crackers and their elements in society.

by Sung-Hwa August 2, 2017

Cracker Confusion

The art of having a girlfriend with a twin sister, and getting confused with the twin and your girlfriend and end up fucking her dad

Man last night I had the worst cracker confusion, I think I have one of his shewbs stuck in between my teeth.

by Shitlord69420 May 27, 2018

Cracker

A derogatory name for whites, which only members of that race should use, however many other races use it anyways.

Look at that cracker walking around in the hood, he better watch out with that color of skin.

by The_Wiz69 April 23, 2021

package of crackers

Any grouping of white people

Hey Tyrone look at that package of crackers

by bobslayer July 17, 2015