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California wealthy

When on paper you are a wealthy person but in reality you can barely afford day to day life. Refferencing California's high property values and wages offset by an extremely high cost of living
My house went up in value but not as much as the price of food and gas so now I'm just California Wealthy
by drewbbles January 15, 2026
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eastcoast california

The eastcoast equivalent of California is directly situated on the opposite side of North American from California. This province of Canada, Nova Scotia is situated in eastern Canada.
"He's from the eastcoast California" is equal to: "He's from the Canadian province of Nova Scotia."
by W.D.J.M December 17, 2007
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Rapido Carlito

The act of performing coitus with a woman and having a saucy fart on her bed before leaving with your expensive cuttlery set.
Stacy's bed is full of weak sauce.
- Damn! John left with a Rapido Carlito!
by mckek September 3, 2016
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Montague California

Small Town of meth addicts, momma's who's kids are in cps custody and daddy's selling dope. Also home to broke ass old people living in tralier parks. Beware of stray cats.
Montague California is just a few miles from everything except meth.
by Dogmom76 June 25, 2018
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Robert California

Dunder Mifflin/Sabre, intimidating, unsettling and yet profoundly charismatic C.E.O. in the sit-com The Office (season 8). According to Jim Halpert, he might be a genius (S7E21). According to himself, he is the f***ing Lizard King (S8E23). He is portrayed by James Spader, who was probably just being himself the whole time and did not even know he was filmed. Awesome character, regardless.
Robert California talked the former C.E.O out of her job. How does someone even do that?
by Vicere Fervide Chiappe June 29, 2018
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Hotel California

Once you cum in her you can’t cum out
“Yo kyle what happened to you and that slut
“I went hotel california on her and now we got six kids”
by JobieWanKenobi May 10, 2019
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The Californian Crossing

When two people are about to make out and the thrid person jumps between them and get smooshed by both of the them at the same time.
Why are you so horny?

I just succeded with The Californian Crossing.
by Chocolatemuncher May 25, 2019
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