Noun/racial slur: a cracker whore is a white trash hillbilly, probably addicted to drugs and most definitely has a trailer that smells strongly of cigarettes and Budlight, who is loose in the goose if you know what I mean.
They get around. They do the doggy style and complete the missionary quite often.)
They are also notoriously unfaithful to their partners and non committal. They're also more likely to commit spousal abuse and have an untrained dog with fleas that they treat better than their spouse. They’re also disproportionately transphobic, homophobic, biphobic, xenophobic, and sexist but that isn’t a requirement for being a cracker whore, you can still qualify just by being white trashy and slutty.
(Masculine/feminine/gender neutral)
They get around. They do the doggy style and complete the missionary quite often.)
They are also notoriously unfaithful to their partners and non committal. They're also more likely to commit spousal abuse and have an untrained dog with fleas that they treat better than their spouse. They’re also disproportionately transphobic, homophobic, biphobic, xenophobic, and sexist but that isn’t a requirement for being a cracker whore, you can still qualify just by being white trashy and slutty.
(Masculine/feminine/gender neutral)
1.) Daisy-Mae from down the street is such a god awful, tuna fish smelling cracker whore that she slept with the entire football team and gave them all and STD in Jr. year.
2.) Hunter from the trailer across the road is the kind of Cracker whore that will kiss his flea bitten dog on the mouth before he kisses someone else’s wife in his own trashy ass, hole ridden, cigarette smelling marital bed that he bought after his engagement to his current partner.
3.) Luke is such a fucking cracker whore that he tricks people into thinking he’s changed and isn’t a homophobe or transphobe anymore just so he can trick a female into trusting him and then asks those same people to sell him cucking pornography when he knows they’re financially struggling and then hits them with more transphobia by surprise after they’ve already sold their bodies to him while he sleeps with a ton of other poor women who don’t know what a trashy ass skank he is at the same time.
2.) Hunter from the trailer across the road is the kind of Cracker whore that will kiss his flea bitten dog on the mouth before he kisses someone else’s wife in his own trashy ass, hole ridden, cigarette smelling marital bed that he bought after his engagement to his current partner.
3.) Luke is such a fucking cracker whore that he tricks people into thinking he’s changed and isn’t a homophobe or transphobe anymore just so he can trick a female into trusting him and then asks those same people to sell him cucking pornography when he knows they’re financially struggling and then hits them with more transphobia by surprise after they’ve already sold their bodies to him while he sleeps with a ton of other poor women who don’t know what a trashy ass skank he is at the same time.
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