crack butt

When an article of clothing or other item (toilet paper, food from the couch, etc.) is caught up in one's butt crack through suction alone, without the aid of a pants, underwear or pantyhose waistband. Not be confused with a wedgie, which is the seat or crotch of one's garments being caught up, no pun.

He stood up from the couch and had a potato chip crack butt.

by Being Super August 3, 2011

Crack Burger

When you combine a Spicy Mc. Chicken with a Mc. Double, the key to happiness for around two dollars.

1-Dude, I got a Crack Burger!
2-What is a Crack Burger?
1-Kill yourself.

by ColoradoCannibal January 25, 2010

Crack Scabs

Scabs you get on your face from doing a GANG of crack, then picking at them because you did a GANG of crack.

Joey has a GANG of crack scabs because he picks at his crack face, because he smoked a GANG of crack.

by Tehshunz December 21, 2009

crack wine

white wine, whereby after one sip you just can't get enough

Jonathan: What we drinking tonight
Emma: I'm gonna get me some boxes of that crack wine bitch

by tinkertailor November 3, 2009

crack head

•A word used for marijuana users, or drug users period
•A nickname used jokingly for a friend acting crazy

"There go Robin, smellin' like them leaves again. Told you he was a crack head."

"How did the niggas that made the first clock know what motha fucking time it was?"
"You're a crack head!"

by mira_fooooo May 3, 2015

tough crack to nut

an extremely attractive woman that no guy can score with

“Yeah, she’s as hot as a firecracker but you’d better forget it, pal. That’s a tough crack to nut.”

by goose_on_a_roof June 5, 2022

crack pot jack

a person who has been doing crack until 3 oclock in the morning then eating a steamed bun with the last pickle found in the pickle jar at the back of the neighbors fridge.

steve - "did you see micheal the other night" Jordan - " yes I did" steve - " he totally did a crack pot jack"

by milkman78 December 18, 2015