northwest christian

A school where if money doesn’t fall out your ass, they bully you into submission.

Dang he goes to Northwest Christian, he must have quarters plopping out his ass.

by Parker Farr June 4, 2023

prosciutto christian

Italians who kind of bring their meat stories to Christ. She really lubbed him up and turned him into a prosciutto christian. instead of believing in god in Sunday or at a wedding for their favorite God children. they try very hard to pee in the men's bathroom, as a prosciutto christian.

uncle junkle shook everyone hand after learning bumbum men make him pee real good to study way of the prosciutto christian. mafia boys, jesus and hot meat. hand in hand. may be paper towel marvel prosciutto man?!

by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025

Christian

Christian is a funny white boy but really is a greasy lebo nigger. He has bent legs and curly hair and usually has a small dick. He doent look like a monkey but acts like one and does things that monkeys can.

Christian you greasy lebo come here.

by turk nigga March 26, 2019

Christian

Christian is the type of person that when they open their mouth it’s either something stupid. Or something smart that’s really stupid. They always have something smart to say and will use words nobody knows the definition of. Tend to be really annoying.

Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets and hire someone to slap you everyday of the week”
Brian: “he’s definitely a Christian”

by dragonspirit666 September 7, 2020

christian

a fucking cholo and a fatty that says the n word wayyyy to much in front of black people, he sucks cock for a living and he touches little kids with his pubescent stash, he likes to drink red bulls and gets fatter by the minute. he also never showers and he looks like he mows lawns for a living, he says hes Salvadorian but we all know hes a beaner.

"damn bro, Christian says the n word way to much"

by thatsreallysadbruh January 16, 2022

Tude Christian

A Christian who believes disrespect is part of the Christian faith, particularly that "Turning the other cheek" is a guesture of disrespect and not forgiveness, and that the Sermon on the Mount actually meant, "Acts of disrespect must have a sound basis and be the least needed to achieve mutual respect."

Tude Christians can be damn rude.

by respectistheanswer May 21, 2018

Christian

The type of guy who’s so handsome that he’d probably win a male beauty pageant. His hobbies include roasting people and looking up people’s names in the urban dictionary.

Christian is so charming! Even getting roasted by him is a true honor.

by chorusdork07 December 20, 2017