Yesterday I gave my son my iPad so me and his mom could slip into the laundry room for some sneaky booty .
by G-man dad ... October 29, 2019
When someone twerks so insanely crazy, that you just can't help but to stare at dat booty and wanna worship it
Guy 1: Man, why can't I look away from her booty?!
Guy 2: It's cuz she's got a twerkalicious booty, brah.
Guy 1: Damn, I gotta get me some
Guy 2: It's cuz she's got a twerkalicious booty, brah.
Guy 1: Damn, I gotta get me some
by Bob daBuilda December 17, 2014
by Tay0402 August 14, 2017
The grossness contracted from a toilet seat when you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom. A completely preventable disease, symptoms include: nausea, the "trots", vomiting, unpleasant odors, and the shame of knowing people saw you not washing your hands.
by Dr. Snrub February 27, 2020
by Whowanttofuck1234 February 15, 2016
When someone (husband) says you can't go to the store with him to get sour crout because you have to watch the babies.
by Mikahraelolol April 13, 2018
when you get a potato , shove it up a booty and get the 2 cheeks mash them together then get a spoon and eat from the booty hole. and voila you have booty mash
by yoitsyagirl skinny penis April 07, 2018